1.I Wanna Be A Man
(Indescipherable foreign accent)
Is everybody ready？
Hans？ Johann？ Heidi？
Let's go, everybody.
I'm sorry I'm a girl,
and not a man.
Then I could come all the time,
in the palm of my precious little hand.
Get drunk in the bars,
and act like a klutz.
It really wouldn't matter.
I'd be too stupid to be nuts.
(Chorus)
I Wanna Be a Man
So I can stink.
A big, tough guy.
I'm sick of pink.
And if I was a man,
I could tell lots of lies
About all the girls I've fucked.
Just like all of you guys.
I'd be self-sufficent.
And I wouldn't need another.
But if I got a little boo-boo.
I'd go running back to my mother.
(Chorus)
And if I was a man,
I'd always be hot.
Wouldn't matter what I fucked,
Just as long as it's got a twat.
I'd just rip off her pants,
And fuck her, 1, 2, 3.
How did this stinking cunt,
Have the luck to find me.
(Ooo!)
(Chorus)
And if I was a man,
I could piss anywhere.
Piss on your wrist, you sonofabitch.
When you're a man, you don't care.
I could fuck any time,
and be hard as a rock.
Spend my life worrying about
the size of my teeny little cock.
(Chorus)
And if I was a man,
All you sluts would give me head.
(I'd) Get my rocks off,
then I'd kick you out of bed.
Be tackless and boring,
with nauseating breath.
I'd be a worthless piece of shit
From birth until death.
(Everybody!)
(Chorus)
(Everybody sing)
(Chorus repeated in background)
2.Alophen Baby
Some people like ass.
Some people like tit.
But nothing gets me going,
Like liquid shit.
My shit floats.
It floats right to the top.
I wanna shit my life away.
I never wanna stop.
(Chorus)
'Cuz' I'm an
Alophen Baby
My heart's a toilet brush
I'm an,
Alophen baby
I can't wait until I flush.
You think I'm kidding？
Well I'm no phoney.
I like what's in my ass
to ooze out bolonga.
Doesn't matter what I eat.
I'm not that picky.
Just as long as when I shit.
It's gooey, soft and icky.
(Chorus)
My family's worried.
They have suspicions.
And I guess they should
I just shit out my intestines.
But I can't stop, Uh-Uhh!
There's just no way.
Especially when I'm going through
Four bottles a day.
(Chorus)
I never wanna move
from my toilet bowl.
I just wanna shit
And keep my ass in the hole.
But when I shit,
I have to be alone.
I dip my fingers in my poop
And I use it as colonge.
(Chorus 5x)
3.Clubnite
You wore black leather,
You took my number,
You left me horney,
Clubnite!
I gave you quaaludes,
I held your cock,
We spoke in diphtongs
Clubnite!
My girlfriend blew you,
I said I knew you,
Little boy whore,
Clubnite!
(Repeated 3 times, until screaming)
One, Two, Three, Four!!
Onetwothrefour!!
(Screams)
LET ME OUT!!
(Scream)
4.I Owe It to the Girls
I've got the clap.
I'm going crazy.
I'm getting mad.
I'm awful lazy
(Chorus)
I Owe It to the Girls
I Owe It to the Girls
I can't eat.
I'm feeling wild.
I've got an itch
Just like a child.
(Chorus)
I wanna kill.
I wanna maim.
Commit homicide.
Go insane.
(Chorus)
Can't get no pussy.
And no relief.
And no ride.
And no head.
And no clothes.
No ice cream.
No service,
And no sleep!
(Chorus, repeated until screaming)
LOUDER!
I OWE IT TO THE GIRLS!!!
Screaming continues
RAPE!!
Screaming Continues
FUCK ME!!
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